On the first day of pheasant season, a dog shot a man. (I got this story off of MSNBC.com. Check out the ad in the middle of the news story.)
The hunter set down his gun in order to climb a fence. His dog stepped on the trigger, shooting the hunter in the calf. The hunter's leg was filled with over 100 pellets. He is expected to make a full recovery.
Even though human is out of season in October, no charges were filed.
This story took place in my home state of Iowa. This is a red-letter day for Iowa. Nothing newsworthy has happened there since 1917, when Governor William Harding prohibited the speaking of foreign languages in public.
If you get shot in the leg by your dog, you should see an emergency medical physician. If you believe that your dog is planning to shoot you, you should see a psychiatrist. If your dog is rabid and you're looking for someone to shoot it, call Tommy Kirk.
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