Coughing kids, cease your hacking! A new treatment for hawking has hit the market. But DOY! It was discovered around 7000 B.C. It is honey! It is bee secretion! It is ambrosia!
Apiarists have flown to the streets in swarms, smashing barrels of Dextromethorphan wherever they can find it packaged by the barrel, their gaits heavy with sting-proof suits. Their veils swaying as they charged the streets. Their shouts buzzing in a new era of peace and love and wearing creepy outfits.
A study at Penn State proves that honey is better for children than cough medications that use Dextromethorphan as an active ingredient. Honey is safe for kids over twelve months. There is no alcohol in honey. It works better as a cough suppressant. It has a high anti-oxidant content, and it has antimicrobial effects.
Honey can:
- Kill Germs
- Suppress Germ Growth
- Prevent Germ Growth
- Root Out Pockets of Germ Resistance
- Sew Salt Into The Germs
- Think like a Germ in Order to Hunt Germs Better
- Sweeten Oatmeal
"This study is the most proven study," said a researcher. "Nothing is more proven than this."
For centuries, honey has been used around the world as a cure for the hems and whoops. Modern Medicine, the best kind of medicine, sometimes takes nods from old wives, flummery and ghost stories told near the edges of the earth. But usually, Modern Medicine just throws science at its problems. Seriously, many doctors are looking at homeopathic remedies and their applications in the modern day. Find some of those doctors here.
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