Your baby will get dumber if you force it to watch DVDs. Infants, aged eight to sixteen months, who watched DVDs were developmentally stunted. Even those babies who shied away from titles like, Revenge of the Nerds: Nerds in Paradise, Meatballs Part 2 and that one movie where Adam Sandler gets all mad at Jack Nicholson, were left vocabularily underdeveloped.
The best way to force your baby to be smart is to read to it. Read A Farewell to Arms to your baby. Tell your baby that life is dark and cold, like in the book. Then you should force it to play chess. You will win. It is a baby. You are lonely.
DVD's for babies are a multi-million dollar business. Yet, the plots of these of movies are contrived, the characters one-dimensional and the thematic undertones are cliche at best. No wonder babies get dumb from watching these movies. Even titles like Baby Einstein are more harmful than helpful.
Personally, I want dumb children. If my dumb offspring annoy me, I can throw a blanket on them and tell them that they are asleep. They will buy it. I know my dumb kids.
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