Recently, science has proven that is acceptable for men to ogle women. Science says that women should go easy on Science if she catches Science ogling some girl at the Santa Monica Pier. Science claims that it was only woolgathering. Science promises to take out the trash after it gets home from work.
According to the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, it is an inevitability that men will have their eyes caught by a pretty face. It is just as inevitable that women will focus on a hunky guy. If men paid more attention to their girlfriends, maybe they would have noticed.
These Ogleologists found that people's eyes were drawn to attractive members of the opposite sex. It's how the species propagated in the early days before Match.com. The researchers also pointed out that the wandering-eye behavior can be trained away.
"Human civilization wasn't built on being respectful and nice," said a researcher. "It was built by jerks who took whatever they wanted when they wanted it. Those jerks were the strongest, claimed to have the support of a moon deity and had the most children and followers. Luckily, modern man has moved past that, but those traits our still within our DNA."
Science has concluded that it is acceptable to look. People need to be discreet about it. Don't hurt feelings. Don't be creepy. Wear sunglasses often.
Morality still dictates that is not acceptable to cheat. Being a part of a relationship is like being a member of a society. You have a social contract. If the agreement is monogamy, then that should be the rule of the land. If a member of the relationship commits adultery, then that person should be impeached. If a person is in a weird sex-cult, would that person please email me with more information?
If you have a wandering eye, you may want to see an Ophthalmologist. For relationship problems, talk to a Psychiatrist. To find local medical services click, here.
